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[gynvael]

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Geralt is always reachable by the network. Unless it's an emergency, expect not to hear back for a few hours, if not a few days.

To talk to him in person, you'll need to be in Cadens or go to his domain, a snowy mountain fortress. Yard is open; doors are locked. If he isn't around, leave a delivery with the white wolf.

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1/???

[righteously]

You ever think about the first person to drink milk? Like, what the hell were they thinking?? Who just sees a weird sack of nipples on a cow and goes 'yeah, sure, I'll have a glass'

2/???

[righteously]

Or what about like
eggs
Who the hell saw something shoot out of a chicken's ass and went 'sign me up'

3/???

[righteously]

Like don't get me wrong, meat I get
Fruit, totally. Sure. Makes sense.
But eggs are like goop wrapped in shell

No part of that sounds appealing

4/???

[righteously]

Or like

You ever think about how weird it is that people get dogs
Or cats, even

5/5

[righteously]

Some jackass was really like
Sure, let's bring in this random animal
It lives in the house now
We don't speak the same language but who cares, I'm down to cohabitate, give you half my food, and pay your medical bills

like what the hell, man??

[gynvael]

[ Why the fuck. ]

How much of Nadine's herbs did you take.

[righteously]

( because of who he is as a person rly )

Not all of it, why, you want some?

[gynvael]

No.


Go to bed.

[righteously]

I think what you meant to say was

MM DEAN THANK YOU FOR REACHING OUT TO ME WITH YOUR VALUABLE PHILOSOPHICAL QUANDRIES, I TOO ENJOY DEBATING THEM WITH YOU LIKE FRIENDS DO BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS MM

Don't worry, I got the subtext from all your radiating warmth

[gynvael]

[ He's questioning the friendship part of this arrangement a bit.

The impact is probably lost because there's no little grey button that shows Geralt going offline, but that's effectively what Geralt does: just turns off the entire fucking Singularity network of texts about halfway through Dean's message. The scrawled handwriting fades off abruptly into blessed nothingness. ]

[righteously]

( 20 minutes after no response comes his final parting message )

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