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Geralt is always reachable by the network. Unless it's an emergency, expect not to hear back for a few hours, if not a few days.

To talk to him in person, you'll need to be in Cadens or go to his domain, a snowy mountain fortress. Yard is open; doors are locked. If he isn't around, leave a delivery with the white wolf.

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i'm sorry

[cointosser]

[There are more than a handful of rare occasions in which Jaskier's immediate thoughts to being faced with some startling information may turn into messages that he really is not thinking about. Call it an instinctual cry for help, because he might die and that would be very unfortunate.]

geralt is it possible to be cursed so everyone you bed dies afterwards please answer quickly I'm in the middle of a conversation and it's imperative I know immediately

[gynvael]

[ Geralt does not, in fact, answer quickly, so whatever decision Jaskier makes in the moment will have to be the one he's fated with. ]

All curses are possible.

[cointosser]

PUT ON MY GRAVESTONE THAT I LIVED HOW I DIED

I hate this

[cointosser]

OR DIED HOW I LIVED

[after a minute later:]

I think the former sounds better it's more optimistic

[gynvael]

Curses often take hold at sunset or sundown
Whichever comes first.

So you shall have time to dictate your will.

[cointosser]

You're lucky this was weeks ago or I'd absolutely hate you for this, you complete git.

[gynvael]

You only learnt of this
potential curse today?

[cointosser]

He failed to mention everyone he has sex with dies!

[gynvael]

I see.

[ This sounds like the dramatics of another man, Jaskier, not a curse. ]

Clearly,
you've broken the curse, then.

[cointosser]

I swear to Melitele herself if you respond with "everyone that anyone has sex with eventually dies" I'm going to murder you myself, and I will parade your body around Cadens and throw it into a portal that leads into another portal, so your corpse spends eternity falling --

[cointosser]

-- oh.

No thanks to YOU, by the way. Why did you respond so slowly? I would've already been dead!

[gynvael]

Has this got anything
to do with the wager between you and Alucard?

[cointosser]

What? A wager?

[Wait.]

Ah. No. Of course not. This is completely separate and unrelated.

[gynvael]

[ Uh-huh. ]

Do be careful.

[cointosser]

[And maybe sometime later, not that Geralt asked for an update:]

Worry not, for we shall likely never sleep together again, though he's also not cursed, which is a plus for both of us, honestly.

[It's matter of fact. Though, wait, he should elaborate--]

I mean, not that those facts are related, we're on good terms. I did not do anything to make this happen. You know how skilled I am. Obviously.

[In case Geralt is getting any ideas.]

[gynvael]

Mm-hm.