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Geralt z Rivii ([personal profile] gynvael) wrote2021-06-10 12:45 pm

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Geralt is always reachable by the network. Unless it's an emergency, expect not to hear back for a few hours, if not a few days.

To talk to him in person, you'll need to be in Cadens or go to his domain, a snowy mountain fortress. Yard is open; doors are locked. If he isn't around, leave a delivery with the white wolf.


cointosser: ([112 - S2])

I'm absolutely done

[personal profile] cointosser 2023-02-02 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sometime later, when Jaskier is closer.]

I made sure to size an apron for you for the flower stand. In which I expect you to work. To repay me. Because this bribe is not bloody cheap.
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[personal profile] cointosser 2023-02-02 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Geralt, please. Now you're just being petty.
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[personal profile] cointosser 2023-02-02 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[When Jaskier finally shows up behind a guard, opening up the cell containing his would-be friend (Jaskier is estimating whether this friendship is really worth his time in the most annoyed manner possible), his hair is puffed up and frazzled, as if his hand has run several times through it on his way here.

(It has. With anger, then annoyance, then the smallest amount of worry, back to anger, and back to annoyance, ending only slightly flattened on top with acceptance.) He has a coat on, but it's been hastily pulled over a wrinkled undershirt still stained with dirt. Of course he'd been putting some final touches on the park while he'd been waiting, because he simply could not just stand there and do nothing, even while waiting.

Jaskier gives the guard a stunning smile, slipping a coin into her hand.]
I do appreciate the help. You've been a dream to work with. And very easy on the eyes, by the way --

[She walks away with a glare. Jaskier rolls his eyes behind her back, turning to Geralt in the cell. A shockingly familiar sight, except he was on the other end of it.

Surrounded by friends. He is not surprised Geralt has made absolutely zero friends whilst here.]


How the tables do turn, hmm? I'm sure you're aware I'm the only sod on this godsforsaken plane that is stupid enough to release you from imprisonment without even a single thanks in return.
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[personal profile] cointosser 2023-02-05 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[For a moment, Jaskier looks annoyed by the thanks, but it eventually turns into a smile. He huffs a breath, standing to the side of the cell door while he waits for the Witcher to finally come out.

As if he would ever leave him in there. Despite Geralt's protests. Despite how good it may feel. For a bit.]


You're welcome. [Even if he knows Geralt's only done it for the sake of being petty -- of doing what isn't expected of him. Very childish, by the way. Jaskier nudges his head towards the exit so the guard may return to her post before she gets pissy with them. Even the coin he'd put in her hand hadn't led to even a hint of a smile.]

Don't get too gracious. I'm still upset with you. What did you do?
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[personal profile] cointosser 2023-02-05 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jaskier glances behind them, then back to Geralt. There's nothing but a sort of distant annoyance on his expression now.] That's it?

[Even with how long he's been living here, he cannot believe Cadens has so much extra judicial time to waste on arresting people for killing bandits. And this is the second time he's heard of it. With the people he associates with involved. Jaskier may be sensing a trend, but --

Hm. It's interesting. That's all.

But knowing Geralt, actually --]


You left a mess behind, didn't you? [Ah. That would do it. With he and Ciri, there had been nothing left behind, really. And it'd been in the desert. If this was closer -- and god knows Geralt would've just sat there instead of tell anyway, the complete buffoon --]

Nadine? [Now his gaze laser-focuses in on Geralt, stepping in front of him as they walk to be directly in front of him, walking backwards.] Are you joking with me? Do say you're joking.
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[personal profile] cointosser 2023-02-06 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
For fuck's sake --

[It's not directed at Geralt, exactly, simply a curse that slips out as he shakes his head, a hand ruffling already ruffled hair. He'd been so pissed at Geralt that he already feels rather empty without it. He can be pissed that Geralt did his Geralt thing and had someone goad themselves into fighting him, but if Nadine was there --

Then Jaskier knows what he was doing. And keeping her safe is worth more than bribe money. (Even if it was expensive.)]


She didn't mention. [The words are an exhalation. If he can trust anything, he can trust that Geralt will keep her safe. Not even for him; but for her. Because she is important.] Was this in the city? I haven't heard of anything happening in Cadens. If Marlo is letting such things happen under her nose and punishing the one who took care of the issue, then she is certainly barking up the wrong tree --
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[personal profile] cointosser 2023-02-06 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Jaskier smacks his chest for that.] It is to me! The both of you, I swear.

[He takes his place back to Geralt's side again, noting that he does, of course, look like shit, and smells like it as well. Er. Not specifically like shit, but certainly a general aroma of a cell and all its inhabitants. At this point, Jaskier misses the scent of horse instead.

Jaskier meets his gaze, staring back. It pings him.]


You're hiding something from me. And not because you're being lazy with details, as usual. [The huff he gives is sharp. It's not that he is not willing to push Geralt's buttons to find out what, exactly, happened, but the reason Nadine has not said it, either...

He's not sure what it means. And the scenarios he comes up with are all manner of confusing and unrealistic.

Jaskier knows Geralt is simply trying to move away from the subject. He sighs.]
Enough that I do mean it when I say you'll be working the stand to repay me. And yes, there is a pretty apron with your name on it. I will hear no complaints.
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[personal profile] cointosser 2023-02-06 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
[It's an annoying answer because it's the only one he'll respect. If this situation is more about Nadine than Geralt, than -- well, let's say he respects Nadine's need for secrecy far more than he does the Witcher's.

Jaskier hits him again.]


It's not about your coin! It's about humiliating you. This apron is very special, and expensive, and it has custom embroidery. And the least thing you can do to apologize is wear it, so I can languish in the sight for the rest of my days. It will be adequate recompense for missing our meeting -- and yes, I do expect you to eventually come look at my fucking trees, too. But not until you've washed the blood off.
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[personal profile] cointosser 2023-02-06 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't give me that look. [Jaskier hasn't even glanced over to see it, because he already knows every one of those layers. Intimately. They will not stop him from this reign of terror.]

You know, that's a rather good idea. I wish I had thought of the idea of hiring brigands to come attempt to kill my beloved because the only way I've ever gotten off in my life is the thought of finally being able to make you look like a complete arsehole, as if you haven't done that yourself, for years, without the aid of anyone!

[Jaskier slams the door behind them as punctuation. The very nerve of that sort of joke in the first place.] But I will admit, it's a rather amusing consolation prize at the end of it. And Nadine will enjoy it, too.
Edited 2023-02-06 08:13 (UTC)
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[personal profile] cointosser 2023-02-06 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jaskier will not relent. Especially in his own house.] And only you would sit in a jail for a day without letting his friend know about it! Or ask for help! And for gods's sake, would you take your boots off first --

[Jaskier grumbles as he plucks up the fallen, dirtied shirt and balls it up, considering throwing it at Geralt's head along with his stupid, smelly trousers. Mog makes a chirp and distracts him, leading to the clothes balled up on the floor. Which Mog begins prodding at with a paw, to Jaskier's disappointment.

What he does eventually throw at him is a bar of soap.]
Don't turn this around on me. You're the one who was being ridiculous. Might I add, at any time, you could have sent a message directly into my mind? In the middle of any of it?

[And almost as if Jaskier is not pissed at him, he also gets the Witcher a washing cloth and a towel for after. And he steals a look at Geralt's ass. Yes, he keeps his house tidy, thank you.] You weren't hurt, were you?
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[personal profile] cointosser 2023-02-07 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
But you didn't! So I don't even believe you meant to.

[Yes, Jaskier could give him some privacy, but for the record, they've known each other so long that any semblance of privacy provided solely for nudity is nonexistent. Even before they slid into bed together, Jaskier knew the story of nearly every scar across the Witcher's body.]

I know you think this is nothing important, but there's no reason you should sit in a bloody cell when I can get you out of it. [Jaskier, without pause, kicks over a stool next to the tub and takes his seat. No, he's not leaving yet. And Melitele herself is aware Geralt is shite at cleaning that spot right in the center of his back. His bulging biceps get in the way.] Do you really think I work nearly every second of my life for this sort of notoriety for nothing?

[It's less angry now, and more resigned. He sighs, rubbing his face, elbows propped up on his knees. At least the soap is beginning to overtake the smell of. Well. Geralt.] You are utterly aggravating.
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[personal profile] cointosser 2023-02-07 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
I know. [He already snaps it at the sound of his name. And how once that so did dig into his nerves, Geralt saying his name like one would the name of a misbehaving child. An annoyance. A distraction.

A terrible travel companion.

He is not the same bard he was as a young man. Gods, he has been through so fucking much. He has done so much. And yet these tiny things eat away at him like ants, munching at anything they can get their jaws wrapped around.]
It's not about that. Geralt, have you ever considered I don't wish for you to suffer? Even an idle annoyance -- as you would think of a prison sentence?

[Jaskier drags his fingertips across the water, swirling it, watching him.] I am thankful you protected Nadine. And I'm sure she is, as well. But I wish you would consider yourself worth saving sometimes, too. Even if your full sentence is smelling like someone else's body odor after a day of meditation.
Edited 2023-02-07 06:53 (UTC)
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[personal profile] cointosser 2023-02-07 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jaskier flicks water into Geralt's face.] Aren't you?

[He decides that listing all the times where Geralt has willingly thrown himself between claws and teeth and someone else is not worth it. That he embraced being a Witcher when he did not have to. It is all the things they have never fully understood between each other, brought to a head because of... a fucking prison sentence that doesn't matter. But it does. Because they live here now. Things are more different than they ever have before. Things like this matter because it is beyond merely getting on a horse after it's over and moving on somewhere else.] I'm not being overly dramatic. This simply matters to me.

[It may be a stalemate. Jaskier was also trapped in a cell, awaiting his sentence, and it had been fucking awful. Sitting there, unable to do the things only he could do, wondering if Yennefer had popped herself into another plane of existence and left him behind (a lingering bit of irony he does not miss now.)

He does miss Gordon, though.

Jaskier smacks his hand, snatching the soap out of it, moving his stool so he can scrub the fool's back. He always misses that spot.]
You had better mean that. But perhaps think of my aid when you're also in a middling way, you fool.