( Ho ho ho, Merry what in the name of pagan Jesus is the conjunctivitis of the spheres? For about one point five seconds, he looks like he wants to ask. Then immediately decides against it, because wow they already have too much to get through without getting lost in the weeds about Geralt's freaky weirdo sphere universe. )
Great. ( He says cheerfully. ) Forget all that crap, because it's totally different. Time for a history lesson.
( Glad they got that out of the way. Here we go. )
Once upon a time there was nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch. No-existo. Except for God apparently, don't ask me how that works, I don't know, I'm just the messenger. Something about phenomenal cosmic power beyond comprehension, older than time, whatever. Anyway, God was like let there be light, and bam, wouldn't you know it, there was light, and all of a sudden stuff existed. Dude created the multiverse. Terrible decision, one out of five stars on the Yelp review, totally screwed the pooch on that one.
( Oh, Geralt. Buddy. Hopefully most of this is comprehensible, Dean probably should have outsourced for this explanation. )
Second order of business, God made angels. Like Cas, except... for the most part, every other angel is this totally devout worker bee soldier type. They follow orders. Don't ask questions. Roll along with God's whole plan. Next thing you know, God's like this is boring, where are the strippers? So he creates Earth. Humans. Gives them free will. Says, go nuts, fellas, and tells his angels to love them more than God.
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Great. ( He says cheerfully. ) Forget all that crap, because it's totally different. Time for a history lesson.
( Glad they got that out of the way. Here we go. )
Once upon a time there was nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch. No-existo. Except for God apparently, don't ask me how that works, I don't know, I'm just the messenger. Something about phenomenal cosmic power beyond comprehension, older than time, whatever. Anyway, God was like let there be light, and bam, wouldn't you know it, there was light, and all of a sudden stuff existed. Dude created the multiverse. Terrible decision, one out of five stars on the Yelp review, totally screwed the pooch on that one.
( Oh, Geralt. Buddy. Hopefully most of this is comprehensible, Dean probably should have outsourced for this explanation. )
Second order of business, God made angels. Like Cas, except... for the most part, every other angel is this totally devout worker bee soldier type. They follow orders. Don't ask questions. Roll along with God's whole plan. Next thing you know, God's like this is boring, where are the strippers? So he creates Earth. Humans. Gives them free will. Says, go nuts, fellas, and tells his angels to love them more than God.
( Pause.
You with him on this so far? )